You’ve got to love marketing text that takes stabs at young earth creationists. From Master of Malt.
A full litre bottle of the classic Parisian pastis Ricard. This bottle comes from way back when in the early 1980s. We cannot even conceive of a time so long ago, but apparently it happened. This product is proof. Unless, of course, the early 1980s never happened, and we’ve only been around for a few days, and this old-looking bottle was just planted to make it look like the early 1980s happened as a test.